Is it weird to you that complete strangers are so interested in your ass? 

I love my butt, but enough already. At first I thought it was funny and flattering, but it's tiresome now. I've seen magazines where plastic surgeons are saying, "If you want a butt like this it has to be fake," and I'm just like, "Dude, have you ever seen an Armenian girl before?" I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt. I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, "Turn around! Turn around!"--it gets a little offensive.

It's not just the paps. Your childhood friend Paris Hilton said that your butt "reminds [her] of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."
That's so nasty! Wasn't that nasty? She called and apologized, and I accepted her apology. She said she was joking. I kind of laugh it off, like, "You know, I've never denied having cellulite." Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. If she thinks my butt looks like that, I don't really care. At least I have a butt.

So what would you rather we talk about? Your .... "acting" career?